(Richard Corey walks downtown and greets the townspeople.)
Richard Corey: Hey, Janet how are you doing today, beautiful ?
Janet: Oh Corey you are such a cutie. But you have to stop before your wife finds out about us.
Richard Corey: I know, I can not help it. When I look into your eyes it is like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Janet: Aw thank you Richard. I have to go back to work now. Bye Richard Cory. I will see you tonight<3.
Richard Corey: Bye Janet. I will meet you at the secret place at 7:00 because I am fresh like that.
Scene 2
(Richard Corey walking back to his house, talking to himself.)
Richard Corey: I wish I was a normal person. Why did I have to inherit all of this money. If I did not I would of never married my wife Olga. Olga is the only other rich person in this town. She is gross. I wish I could divorce with Olga, but I will get killed. I hope I do not get caught hanging out with Janet tonight. I can not wait!
Scene 3
(Richard Corey comes home to an angry wife.)
Richard Corey: Hi Olga.
Olga: Where were you?
Richard Corey: What are you talking about, you said come home at 5:45 and it is 5:40?
Olga: What did I say about being 5 minutes early Richard?
Richard Corey: Ahhhhhhhh.
Olga: Say it RICHARD!!!
Richard Corey: 5 minutes early, is 15 minutes late.
Olga: Good. Go in your room. You are shaving my back at 7:00.
Richard Corey: I can't.
Olga: Why not? Bony Butt?
Richard Corey: Aaaa. It is time for fantasy football. I have to go to my football draft. Me and the guys, having a couple of brewskies and drafting our football players.)
Olga: Fine! If you are not home by 9:30, I will go looking for you. And I will numchuk you.
Ricahrd Corey: Bye.
Olga: Bye!
Scene 4
(Richard Corey meets up with Janet in the secret spot.)
Richard Corey: Hi Janet, how are you doing?
Janet: Good. Olga let you out?
Richard Corey: Nope. I lied to her. I am such a rebel, aren't I?
Janet: Yea you are. You da man.
(Richard and Janet keep talking for 2 hours....about alot of different things such as dairy products and sponges.)
Richard Corey: Well Janet, I have to go shave Olga's back.
(Richard leans over and kisses Janet)
Janet: Richard. I can not do this. I just want to be friends. You are not like me, you are rich. I am not. It will never work out between us. I would rather be friends. Okay?
Richard Corey: Please Janet. I want more than just a friend realationship. I am in love with you.
(Richard Corey starts singing " I've been alone with you inside my mind. And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times. I sometimes see you pass outside my door. Hello! Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. You're all I've ever wanted, I love you...........)
Janet: Wow, Richard. What is wrong with you. I have to go. Don't talk to me ever again. You are a real creeper.
Richard Corey: Janet. No!!!!
Janet: Bye!!!!!!!!
(Richard cries all the way home.)
Scene 5
(Richard Corey comes home 3 minutes late)
Olga: Where were you?!!!! I almost numchuked you, you don't even realize it.
Richard Corey: Shutup you fat, obnoxious, jerk.
Olga: What did you say to me. Your lucky, I will just forget about that. Now come her and shave my back.
Richard Corey: No! And do you know why I was three minutes late!
Olga: No, why were you?!
Richard Corey: Because, I bought a gun. A desert eagle, or known as a "Deagle". And I am sick of this lifestyle. I am sick of you. I hate you. I lost the love of my life. So GOODBYE Olga. See you in HELL!!!!!! Actually no I won't.
(Richard pulls the trigger and he lays there on the ground right next to Olga's hairy back, filled with bugs.)
Clerkt: are you alright buddy. It looks like someone just broke up with you.
Richard Cory: Shutup chickenbutt. Give me a gun.
Clerk: Okay. What type of gun do you want dunderhead.
Richard Cory: Desert Eagle.
Clerk: oooooo. we have some of those in stock.
Shady character #1: oh well that gun too, its sick, i kill people all the time
Richard Cory: oh. that is really weird.
Shady character #1: well. you know what. that is how i do my business. i deal crack. and when people don't pay. They get killed.
Clerk: (coming back from the gun aisle) yes sir, we have thos in stock. The price 5,210.
Richard Cory: oh well moneys no object to me (pulls out wad of cash)
Clerk: licence?
Richard Cory: oh....i left it in the car (procedes to dark ally)
Shady character #1- hey man, if you need a gun hit up my boy french fry. His cell is 867 5309
Richard Cory: where should i meet him
Shady character #1: he'll be behind VIP
Richard Cory: thanks
(behind vip)
French Fry Man: who is this chump?
Turkleton: yea what you want fool
Richard Cory: I'm richard cory
French Fry Man: sounds like a punk name to me, whachu thinkin comin round this part of the allyway
Richard Cory: i need a gun.
Turkleton: oh aight bitty. i gots a 9 mm and a bubble gun
Richard Corey: ill take the 9 mm . how much frenchie
French Fry: my names french fry. and fo dat little joke. it'll be 2500
(Richard Corey walks downtown and greets the townspeople.)
Richard Corey: Hey, Janet how are you doing today, beautiful ?
Janet: Oh Corey you are such a cutie. But you have to stop before your wife finds out about us.
Richard Corey: I know, I can not help it. When I look into your eyes it is like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Janet: Aw thank you Richard. I have to go back to work now. Bye Richard Cory. I will see you tonight<3.
Richard Corey: Bye Janet. I will meet you at the secret place at 7:00 because I am fresh like that.
Scene 2
(Richard Corey walking back to his house, talking to himself.)
Richard Corey: I wish I was a normal person. Why did I have to inherit all of this money. If I did not I would of never married my wife Olga. Olga is the only other rich person in this town. She is gross. I wish I could divorce with Olga, but I will get killed. I hope I do not get caught hanging out with Janet tonight. I can not wait!
Scene 3
(Richard Corey comes home to an angry wife.)
Richard Corey: Hi Olga.
Olga: Where were you?
Richard Corey: What are you talking about, you said come home at 5:45 and it is 5:40?
Olga: What did I say about being 5 minutes early Richard?
Richard Corey: Ahhhhhhhh.
Olga: Say it RICHARD!!!
Richard Corey: 5 minutes early, is 15 minutes late.
Olga: Good. Go in your room. You are shaving my back at 7:00.
Richard Corey: I can't.
Olga: Why not? Bony Butt?
Richard Corey: Aaaa. It is time for fantasy football. I have to go to my football draft. Me and the guys, having a couple of brewskies and drafting our football players.)
Olga: Fine! If you are not home by 9:30, I will go looking for you. And I will numchuk you.
Ricahrd Corey: Bye.
Olga: Bye!
Scene 4
(Richard Corey meets up with Janet in the secret spot.)
Richard Corey: Hi Janet, how are you doing?
Janet: Good. Olga let you out?
Richard Corey: Nope. I lied to her. I am such a rebel, aren't I?
Janet: Yea you are. You da man.
(Richard and Janet keep talking for 2 hours....about alot of different things such as dairy products and sponges.)
Richard Corey: Well Janet, I have to go shave Olga's back.
(Richard leans over and kisses Janet)
Janet: Richard. I can not do this. I just want to be friends. You are not like me, you are rich. I am not. It will never work out between us. I would rather be friends. Okay?
Richard Corey: Please Janet. I want more than just a friend realationship. I am in love with you.
(Richard Corey starts singing " I've been alone with you inside my mind. And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times. I sometimes see you pass outside my door. Hello! Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. You're all I've ever wanted, I love you...........)
Janet: Wow, Richard. What is wrong with you. I have to go. Don't talk to me ever again. You are a real creeper.
Richard Corey: Janet. No!!!!
Janet: Bye!!!!!!!!
(Richard cries all the way home.)
Scene 5
(Richard Corey comes home 3 minutes late)
Olga: Where were you?!!!! I almost numchuked you, you don't even realize it.
Richard Corey: Shutup you fat, obnoxious, jerk.
Olga: What did you say to me. Your lucky, I will just forget about that. Now come her and shave my back.
Richard Corey: No! And do you know why I was three minutes late!
Olga: No, why were you?!
Richard Corey: Because, I bought a gun. A desert eagle, or known as a "Deagle". And I am sick of this lifestyle. I am sick of you. I hate you. I lost the love of my life. So GOODBYE Olga. See you in HELL!!!!!! Actually no I won't.
(Richard pulls the trigger and he lays there on the ground right next to Olga's hairy back, filled with bugs.)
Clerkt: are you alright buddy. It looks like someone just broke up with you.
Richard Cory: Shutup chickenbutt. Give me a gun.
Clerk: Okay. What type of gun do you want dunderhead.
Richard Cory: Desert Eagle.
Clerk: oooooo. we have some of those in stock.
Shady character #1: oh well that gun too, its sick, i kill people all the time
Richard Cory: oh. that is really weird.
Shady character #1: well. you know what. that is how i do my business. i deal crack. and when people don't pay. They get killed.
Clerk: (coming back from the gun aisle) yes sir, we have thos in stock. The price 5,210.
Richard Cory: oh well moneys no object to me (pulls out wad of cash)
Clerk: licence?
Richard Cory: oh....i left it in the car (procedes to dark ally)
Shady character #1- hey man, if you need a gun hit up my boy french fry. His cell is 867 5309
Richard Cory: where should i meet him
Shady character #1: he'll be behind VIP
Richard Cory: thanks
(behind vip)
French Fry Man: who is this chump?
Turkleton: yea what you want fool
Richard Cory: I'm richard cory
French Fry Man: sounds like a punk name to me, whachu thinkin comin round this part of the allyway
Richard Cory: i need a gun.
Turkleton: oh aight bitty. i gots a 9 mm and a bubble gun
Richard Corey: ill take the 9 mm . how much frenchie
French Fry: my names french fry. and fo dat little joke. it'll be 2500
Richard Corey: Here ya go